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Having to use soda water in my gin because I'm too lazy to walk to the corner mart for good, standard tonic.
9 months ago
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your face. I'm kidding, I love it. Kiss me. No, not there
9 months ago
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sprint design/development sessions that don't feel anything like a sprint but more like a geriatric marathon
9 months ago
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that there's a country musicians version of a motley crüe song anywhere. Ever.
9 months ago
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Dooshbag androgynous hipsters. The non-dooshbag androgynous hipsters are ok, tho. Latfh.com
9 months ago
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that TI on SNL is basically his 2k's rendition of The Onion's "Smoove B". I prefer the latter
about 1 year ago
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living here (h8ter) and there (Twitter). Oh, wait, I meant to post that on luvver
about 1 year ago
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slow walking people. I secretly want to punch them in the back of the head. It's Michigan ave for chrissake
about 1 year ago
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when the shell won't come away from the egg. That's going to be a shock when I bite into it.
about 1 year ago
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when I'm finished with the latest New Yorker and have to wait an entire week for the next one to appear in the mail
about 1 year ago
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being hungover for a long, slow day of conference training sessions
about 1 year ago
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the head cold/stomach flu combo 7 hours in advance of 3 weeks of work travel. Fuck me
about 1 year ago
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when a pedant thinks they have me dead on a word. I love correcting a pedant.
about 1 year ago
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that "<3" is officially entered on the Banished Word List for 2k9. Banished words should be WORDS. Google it
about 1 year ago
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